"I don't know why people are taking it so seriously," she told MTV News on Friday evening. "I had a couple cocktails and they just put me in a drunk tank to sober me up. I was on the beach. It happens to the best of us, and I'm not planning on going back to jail ever again. I was a public nuisance — big deal!"
The disorderly conduct charge carries a potential fine of between $250 and $1,000, but Snooki will not face any jail time. That's a good thing, clearly, because one place the 22-year-old does not want to be is behind bars.
"I'm too pretty to be in jail," Snooki said. "I'm a good person. I'm not a criminal, and I will never go back there."
